Forget the pizza. This M.I.L.F. is hungry for shlong.

Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for dick.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British HORNY HOUSEWIFE, orders 2 large Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery lady-killer arrives, she resolves she’d rather have his ramrod than dinner.

That babe invites him in and spreads the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there’s smth I could choke on,” this babe says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, that buck doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word that babe says…until this babe says, “I would really like to shag you.” “Fuck” is one of these words everybody understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where that babe sucks his weenie, hops on top of it, rides it unyielding and jacks him onto her nice-looking face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that is what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery boys for? To shag hawt MILFS. At least that’s the impression I’ve gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who acquires more porn slit?

A. Pizza delivery lads
B. Cable boys
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

In any case, about Pandora. This babe is from Luton, which is north of London. She’s a Mother and grandmother. She works in wedding planning. She is divorced. She’s a swinger. That babe can’t live with out men who wear suits. We discovered her on Twitter. The foremost job she’s ever had?

“Shooting for you, of course!”

Of course!

The superlatively wonderful job for men who wanna have sex with porn SEXY HOUSEWIVES? My vote goes to pizza delivery lads.

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